Tuesday, January 9, 2007

Funny Fishing

It's a shame we don't have video of Dad catching the Stingray to add to this clip...

Thanks to Michelle for the link.

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Postal Workers at Christmas

A postal worker was sorting mail a week before Christmas when he came across
a letter addressed to God. Since it would be destroyed he decided to open the
letter and read it.

Dear God,

I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension. Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had $100 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension check. Next Sunday is Christmas, and I have invited two of my friends over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with. I have no family to turn to, and you are my only hope. Can you please help me?


Sincerely,
Edna

The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all the other workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few dollars. By the time he made the rounds, he had collected $96, which they put into an envelope and sent to the woman. The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna and the dinner she would be able to share with her friends.

Christmas came and went. A few days later, another letter came from the old lady to God. All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened, it read...

Dear God,

How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me? Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friends. We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift.

By the way, there was $4 missing. I think it must have been those thieving bastards at the post office.


Sincerely,
Edna


Saturday, December 16, 2006

Monday, November 6, 2006

Palatka Daily News - Bomb Scare Report

Bomb scare evacuates Interlachen post office;
turns out to be turntable player
By Ron Bartlett

The Interlachen post office was evacuated for more than four hours Friday morning because of a suspicious package, pulling in bomb squad units from the Alachua and Marion County sheriff’s offices, according to the Interlachen Police Department.
The briefcase-sized package, which turned out to be an old turntable record player, was discovered in the lobby of the post office just after 8:30 a.m. After inspection revealed no forwarding or return address, the post office manager notified Interlachen police, who locked down the building and evacuated all employees.
“It was a good size box and even the bomb squad, when they showed up, said, ‘don’t blame me for not wanting to touch it,’” said Palatka Postmaster Alan Foster, who was on the scene for most of the day.
After Interlachen police notified the Putnam County Sheriff’s Office, PCSO Lt. Richard Harrell arrived on scene and notified the Alachua County Sheriff’s Office, whose bomb disposal unit serves the area.
One bomb removal specialist arrived from the sheriff’s offices of both Alachua and Marion counties, who together used a bomb squad robot to investigate the parcel.
Over the course of several hours, the two deputies retrieved, removed and opened the package, which turned out to be an old-fashioned phonograph record player.
The scene was finally considered secure at 1:30 p.m.
A postal inspector was called in and will continue the investigation. Foster said that 24-hour surveillance tape active during the night will be scrutinized for possible clues.
Anyone with information should notify the Interlachen Police Department at 684-2164.

Friday, November 3, 2006

Jeffery Hen - Her Appetite Gets BIG

After Panda's first night on the perching rod, Roo got up and flew to the top of the tree to announce the beginning of another day. When the roosters came in from their hunt, Roo stopped crowing.

The first thing Jeffery Hen did was to go outside, as quick as she could, and start eating immediately. She was eating like never before.

Roo looked down from the tree, saw her and flew out to join her. He was wondering why was she there without Bear and Panda being with her.

Roo went into the hen-house and woke them up to join in for their morning meal. While they were out there they noticed Jeffery Hen was eating like crazy. Bear and Panda didn't know why she was eating so much.

But Roo knew that another one was on the way. He thought to himself, "Will there be room in the hen-house for another chick?"

Posted by Aunt Meaner