Sunday, November 13, 2011

A StalkerClan Wedding

Friday was the big day for Bryan and Leigh Ann.  Their wedding was beautifully planned and flawlessly executed.




There was even a StalkerClan touch included.  The topper on the wedding cake showed a bride carrying away her groom, kicking and screaming.



It didn’t look to me though that Bryan was doing much kicking or screaming. 




Congratulations to both of them and …

“Welcome to the StalkerClan, Leigh Ann.”

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Thanksgiving Plans

Looking forward to having everyone out to the Coffey Grounds for Thanksgiving.



Please let us know if you can come and comment on what you can bring.
Here are the items still needed:
Drinks
Desserts
Jennie's Red Stuff
Green Beans
Stuffing
Sweet Potato Casserole
Rolls
Aunt Jeff

My mom, dad, sister, brother and niece Clara will be joining us also!

Love,
Jen

PS - Forgot to add that we'll eat at 1 pm.

Saturday, August 13, 2011

Going Viral ?

Oh No! I may be in trouble.  Big trouble!  I just noticed the video of Shawn doing the New Husband Dance that I posted on YouTube, has gotten very popular for some reason.

It has been viewed over ten thousand times! 
I don’t know if that means over ten thousand people have seen it, or one person has watched it ten thousand times.  Either way, I may be in trouble if Shawn finds out.  Who can I blame this on? 
Wait, if Jennifer watched this ten times a day every day for two years, that would be
365 * 2 * 10 = 7,300
And if Sherry watched it four or five times a day too, that would make over ten thousand views.  I bet that is what has happened.  Yeah, I’m pretty sure of it.  Nobody but Jennifer and Sherry have seen it.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
Clyde

Monday, August 8, 2011

Child Care–Ootie Style

Here’s another photo found on Facebook.   
Jeff makes child care look so easy it’s hard to see how it could be so tiring for Luci.




Clyde

Thursday, July 28, 2011

Melton Manor

Erik and Veronica received word today that their existing house was  Sold.   That frees them up to purchase their new home…





They have been waiting for this day for quite a while.  I know they can’t wait to move into their new ‘Melton Manor’.

Clyde

Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Stalker Days 2011

Stalker Days was a hit again.   I think everyone enjoyed themselves and got all they could want to eat.  I’m pretty sure Mom didn’t go home hungry. 





And Dad enjoyed himself too…




THANKS to Jim for the great steaks, Oliver for the delicious vegetables, and Michelle for cleaning up after us all.  We really appreciate all the hard work.

Clyde

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Big Sisters!

Yesterday was the first day for Emily and Blair to spend the whole day at day care.  We have to pack a lunch each day.  Randy and I spent part of our Sunday evening getting their lunches ready.  I have an igloo cooler and thought it would be perfect to pack both lunches in. WRONG!

We packed two bags of Blair's favorite Bar-B-Q chips, two peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, two yogurts, two Ziploc bags of cucumbers (they both love cucumbers), two pieces of homemade cake, and two large bottles of water.  We were so pleased with our well thought out lunches.  They would really enjoy what we had packed.

When I went to picked them up, I was met by Blair.  He had a very stern look on his face.  I knew things were just not right in his world.

Grandmother:   Hey guys. You ready to go?

Blair:   Grandma, I need to tell you something important. Emily gave my BAR-B-Q Chips away, and I really wanted them Bad!

Tears are now streaming down his face and he is not going to be consoled.  He is downright, outright, infuriated by the blatant  injustice that has befallen him at the hands of his now ‘Traitor’ of a sister.

Grandmother:   Blair we can discuses this in the car? Okay?

Blair:  No Grandma.  You don't understand.  She gave my BAR-B-Q Chips away to that girl.

Grandmother:   Okay Blair.  I do understand, but we will talk about this in the car!

Tears are still flowing and his look that could kill is directed at his sister.  We get in the car.  Blair is now ready to let loose on his sister.

Blair:  You gave my BAR-B-Q chips to that girl and I wanted them. You are mean!

Grandmother:  Emily, did you do that?

Emily:    Yes.

Grandmother:  Why did you to that to him Emmy?

Emily:  Well grandma, that girl gave me something and I had to give her something to replace it.

Blair:   MY CHIPS !

Grandmother:   Why didn't you give her your chips?

Emily:   Because I wanted them. I was hungry!

Grandmother:  Emily, you know that was wrong.  Blair loves those chips and you should not have given them away.

Emily:  Well Grandma, he had cucumbers.  He should have ate them!

Blair:   I wanted my chips and you gave them away.

Tears! Tears! and more Tears!

Grandmother: Emily don't  you ever do that again.  You give you own stuff away. Not your brothers.

Emily:  Okay.

I can hear Blair sniffling in the back seat.  I think things are going to get a little calmer now. NOT!  All of a sudden the tears are back in full force as Blair has another flash back of the day.

Blair:  Grandma, she ate all my yogurt too! She ate all my stuff.  She is so mean.  I hate her!

Grandmother:  No, you do not hate her. Emily, did you do that?

Emily:  Yes, Grandma.  I was hungry and you know I love that yogurt.

Blair:  I love it too, Emily. You are so stupid.

Grandmother:  Blair, no name calling.  Emily you should not have ate his stuff.  How would you feel it that had been done to you?

Emily:    I wouldn't care.  He should have ate his cucumbers!

What a dilemma!  We can no longer use one box for their lunches.   One of them has papaw's two stomachs, and the other will starve if left to the mercy of the other.  Needless to say after all was said and done, they were both laughing and playing in the back seat as though nothing had ever happened.

Grandmother Jeff

Sunday, June 12, 2011

A Worried Man

Dad didn’t seem a bit worried when he let Michelle cut his hair at Easter…



But now it sounds like he is a worried man. 

He was telling me a new fellow moved into the assisted living center recently.  One morning this week this new fellow came over to Mom and Dad’s table as they were eating.  Dad says he sat down at their table and, after looking them both over, he turned to Dad and said, “Sir, I do believe your wife might be the prettiest woman I have ever seen.”

Then, before Dad could come back with a good wisecrack, the fellow said something that really has Dad worried.  He looked Dad right in the eye and asked, “Are you in good health, Sir?”

Thursday, June 9, 2011

(Mal)Practice Makes Perfect


Apparently Luci’s tests on Wednesday went well.  I hear her doctors have some new equipment from Milton Bradley Medical Supplies that allows them to practice Luci’s procedure before she even arrives at the hospital.




Isn’t it amazing what doctors can do these days!

Wait a minute, should she have an Adam’s Apple?  Is this the correct practice equipment?  I’m sure there’s nothing to worry about though. 

Movie Possibilities

Hollywood is advertising a new movie called “Bad Teacher” starring Cameron Diaz…

Wake me when class is over.

I don’t know but it could be the story of a teacher who was featured on local TV recently…

Veronica Melton

I’m pretty sure it isn’t based on another teacher we are familiar with…



THAT movie would have to be called ‘The HANGOVER III”.

Monday, June 6, 2011

JEFFERY HEN - FOUR BIG SURPRISES IN FOUR DAYS?

While Chuck was upon his henhouse crowing the hatching of Jeannie Hen's egg, every chicken around rushed to see the little chick in wonderment.  Only a few could get into the henhouse at a time so Jeannie Hen came to the door with the chick. She stood the chick in the doorway and kept her wings around it to make sure it didn't fall out the opening.

All of the hens looked at the chick and through he was very nice looking. "What is it." said one of the hens.

Jeannie Hen said, "A boy."

“What's his name?” shouted another hen.

Jeanie Hen said, "Matthew Wesley Squawker, but we’re going to call him Weasel."

Jeffery Hen looked at the chick and couldn't tell anything different about him, he looked just like all of the other chicks.  She wondered why his egg had been brown.



The next morning Sandra Hay's husband broke the morning silence with the announcement of the laying of an egg. As usual all of the hens went to look at it. Jeffery Hen was in wonderment again. The egg was pure white, but the egg shell Sandra Hay had eaten was brown.

Jeffery Hen next  went over to Patricia Hen's henhouse and when she got there Patricia was moaning and groaning.  Patricia Hen seems like she can't get her egg out of herself.  Jeffery Hen went to look for her husband, when she found him she told him that Patricia Hen is having a hard time laying her egg.  They both went back to check on her. Jeffery Hen waited outside; she got it on her mind that maybe she needs some water.  She went to the watering hole and brought back some water in a shell she found close by.

Patricia Hen's husband took the shell from her and handed it to Patricia Hen. She drank the water very fast and wanted more. He returned the empty shell back to Jeffery Hen and told her to get some more.  She went as fast as she could to get her some more and came back. This time she was told Patricia Hen had enough and was trying to go to sleep.



On her way back home Jeffery Hen returned to the watering hole and drank some water, she also saw some grit and decided to have a taste.

The next morning Patricia Hen's husband woke everyone up with the announcement of another egg.  Jeffery Hen went over to look at the egg along with some other hens. Each hen went into the henhouse one at a time. When it came her turn she noticed the egg was pure white  not brown. Jeffery Hen didn't know why since the eggshell Patricia Hen had eaten was brown.

Patricia Hen said she had laid the egg very early that morning and quick as it turned daylight her husband had announced it.



That night Panda and Crystal Fawn were on the roasting rod, talking about how they miss their daddy and brother.  Jeffery Hen tried to roost in between them. 

It came daylight and Henry was up in the redwood tree crowing.  All got out of the henhouse and went to the picking ground to eat. Jeffery Hen told the other hens that she didn't sleep well last night.

She asked Vicki Hen and Henrietta if they didn't care to keep an eye on her chicks. Jeffery Hen got into the henhouse but she didn't feel like roosting, she wanted to lay in the nest.

When it did came time to go to roost Panda and Crystal Fawn entered the henhouse. Jeffery Hen got up out of her nest and felt something very small come out of her and she also felt it hitting her leg.  She looked back at her nest and it was so dark she couldn't see what it could be.

Friday, February 18, 2011

Mom’s Cousin Laurla

(Here is a little more history for Jeff and any other family history buffs.)
The story of Mom’s double first cousin Laurla (Lurlie) Justice is, in my opinion, one of the saddest of the many stories Mom can tell.  Laurla was the oldest daughter of Bob Justice (Grandma Rachel’s brother) and Bea Looney ( Grandpa John’s sister).  Laurla was a full sister to Olen and Aaron.  
Laurla married Hobert Estep and they had five children, three boys and two girls.  Hobert was a coal miner and found work in a mine near Grundy, Virginia at Garden Creek.  It was there in July of 1942  that Laurla and all five of their children were killed by a slate dump explosion.  A build-up of gas exploded within the slate dump causing a massive landslide which destroyed several miners homes and dammed up the creek along which they were built.   Laurla was trapped in the debris.  She pleaded with rescuers to cut off her leg so she could escape but there was evidently nothing they could do and she drowned in the rising creek waters.
The event made national news and articles like the following appeared in newspapers across the country…

(Don’t you just love how the coal company steps up right away
to blame ‘weather conditions’.)

Here are links to several other accounts of the incident:
6 Killed, 4 Hurt By Slag Blast .
St. Joseph Gazette - Jul 21, 1942
least six persons were killed and four others seriously Injured tonight when a slag pile at the Oakwood smokeless coal mine here exploded and burled miners' …
Hunt Bodies Of Children .Three Believed Trapped In Huge...
Reading Eagle - Jul 20, 1942
... were known to be dead as a result of the blast, which buried the miners' cabins at the operation of the Oakwood Smokeless Coal Company last night…
Six Buried Alive In .
Saskatoon Star-Phoenix - Jul 21, 1942
Ritchie chief bookkeeper at the Oakwood Smokeless Coal Company at whose operation the tragedy occurred said the bodies of Mrs Robert Estop and two of five…

Hobert Estep was at work in the mine when this happened and came out to find his entire family gone.  He began another family but died in a car wreck just a few years after Laurla and their children.    They are all buried in the cemetery at Fords Branch very near Jennie’s Great Grandmother’s gravesite.

Whenever we weed-eat, clean and decorate Jennie’s family’s graves, I always check on Laurla and her children too.  I know it is what Mom would want me to do.

Thursday, February 17, 2011

Georgia On My Mind

Amber said that Jevon was home from Georgia this weekend. He has been working up there for several months. It is a thrill for him to come home and see the family.

This past weekend, he was working on his four wheeler with Caitlyn.  Her brain went to working on how she could get her Dad to stay home.

Caitlyn - "Dad, if you stayed here and didn't go back to Georgia, you could work on your four wheeler all you want. Don't you think that is a good idea?"

Jevon - “Sure Caitlyn, but if I stay here, I can't make money so that you and Momma can go get your nails and hair done, and buy all those pretty clothes."

Caitlyn - “Well, in that case Dad, you go on back to Georgia all you want to!"

Story from Grandma Jeff
Photos from Amber’s Facebook

JEFFERY HEN - EGG SHELL IS IN DEMAND


( It has been quite a while since we last visited the henhouse.  If you need to refresh your memory of what was going on, click on HenTale in the LABELS list. )


While Roo and Bear was gone, Patricia Hen and Sandra Hay were both in need of egg shell to lay their eggs.  The elder hen has visited Jeannie Hen and Cluck weekly checking on their egg. While in the picking ground Patricia Hen and Sandra Hay's husbands were asking around, wondering where they can find some egg shell. "Our hens can't lay their eggs!" said the roosters.

Jeffery Hen only knew one thing to do. She went over to Jeannie Hen's house and while she was on her way there the elder hen came out of the house. Jeffery Hen said, "Elder Hen, there are two hens in need of egg shell to lay their eggs."

The elder hen went back into the henhouse and told Cluck about what was happening.

Jennie Hen said, "Our egg should hatch anytime now." Jennie Hen got off of her nest and looked at the egg. She said, "Look! I think I see a crack!"

Cluck and the elder hen flew up to the nest and noticed the crack. Cluck flew back down and went outside to tell Jeffery Hen to wait there, that the egg was hatching. "Please don't tell anybody, we are not ready to announce it yet."

Jeffery Hen didn't know what to expect. Inside the henhouse the crack was getting bigger and out popped the most beautiful yellow chick they have ever seen.

Cluck gathered up all of the egg shell and took it outside to Jeffery Hen.  He said, "Jeffery Hen, take half of this egg shell and give it to one hen and the other half to the other hen. Please don't let anybody know that the shell is brown. That was our secret, we didn't want anybody to know our egg was brown."

Jeffery Hen took the egg shell.  On her way to Patricia Hen's house she was wondering what the brown egg shell tasted like.  She took a bite from it.  When she got to Patricia Hen's House she gave her half of what was left of the egg shell.  She tried to give it to her in a way so she didn't see the brown side. Patricia Hen had the egg shell eaten in less then a second.

Jeffery Hen next went on her way to Sandra Hay house.  Patricia Hen left for the watering hole to get a drink of water.  On her way to Sandra Hay's house Jeffery Hen took another bite of the brown egg shell.  When she finally got to Sandra Hay's house, she laid out the egg shell with the brown side down. Sandra Hay was in such a hurry to get it eaten that she just swallowed it whole. Quick as she got it down she was off to the watering hole for some water too.

Jeffery Hen started back to the picking ground.  When she got there Cluck flew to the top of his henhouse and announced the hatching of Jennie Hen's egg.

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Wedding Day

Here’s another old photo from a box in Dad’s room.  This one, I think, is a photo of our Uncle Homer on his Wedding Day.  

The envelope they are holding appears to read ‘Our Marriage Seal’

I’m a bit embarrassed to admit, I have no idea which wife this might have been.  I seem to recall he was married more than once.  I can remember Homer and his family living on Road Creek briefly when I was young but he lived in Chicago much of his life. 

( Luci – Do you think you could get the story behind this photo from Mom and Dad ? )

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Was Aesop Wrong?

I’m sure everyone recalls one of Aesop’s most quoted fables…
The Ants and the Grasshopper  

THE ANTS were spending a fine winter's day drying grain collected in the 
summertime.  A Grasshopper, perishing with famine, passed by and earnestly  
begged for a little food.  The Ants inquired of him, "Why did you not treasure  
up food during the summer?” 
He replied, "I had not leisure enough.  I passed the days in singing." 
They then said in derision:  "If you were foolish enough to sing all the  
summer, you must dance supperless to bed in the winter."

It is thrifty to prepare today for the wants of tomorrow.



A comment on the StalkerClan earlier today has me wondering if Aesop may have gotten this one  wrong.

Luci said... What did I do wrong. You all are up there having all that fun in the snow while I am sitting here snowbound again and this time listening to Rock Me to Sleep Mother.

Think about this for a moment.
  • Luci ( the Ant ) spent her summer collecting grain.  She labored all her days, studied hard in school, made good grades, went to college and worked thirty plus years for the government ( toil without recompense ).
  • Jeff ( the Grasshopper ) spent her summer days in singing.  Her youth was spent playing, riding motorcycles, climbing trees, chasing boys and worrying Mom to no end.
Now, winter has come and how have things turned out?

  • Luci ( the Ant ) is snowbound in her ant farm, crying ( tears all in vain ) to the tune of ‘Rock Me to Sleep Mother’.
  • Jeff ( the Grasshopper ) is lounging in a hot tub on a mountaintop, singing and passing the time until she goes back to the warm breezes of Florida.
So, was Aesop wrong?  Or is it may be that his moral lessons just don’t apply in the StalkerClan world.

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Ski-Trip Update

Cameron got his glasses broke on our first day here.  Thank God for Dad!  He has a solution for everything.

Traci via Facebook

Monday, February 7, 2011

Rock Me to Sleep, Mother

This poem by Elizabeth Chase Allen was quite popular during the Civil War Era.  I ran across it recently and enjoyed it, hope you do too. – Clyde


Someone has set the first few verses to music.  Click the button to listen. 










BACKWARD, turn backward, O Time, in your flight, 
Make me a child again just for to-night! 
Mother, come back from the echoless shore, 
Take me again to your heart as of yore;

Kiss from my forehead the furrows of care, 
Smooth the few silver threads out of my hair; 
Over my slumbers your loving watch keep;
Rock me to sleep, mother,—rock me to sleep!


Backward, flow backward, O tide of the years! 
I am so weary of toil and of tears,
Toil without recompense, tears all in vain,
Take them, and give me my childhood again!
I have grown weary of dust and decay,
Weary of flinging my soul-wealth away; 
Weary of sowing for others to reap;—
Rock me to sleep, mother,—rock me to sleep!

Tired of the hollow, the base, the untrue, 
Mother, O mother, my heart calls for you! 
Many a summer the grass has grown green, 
Blossomed and faded, our faces between:
Yet, with strong yearning and passionate pain, 
Long I to-night for your presence again. 
Come from the silence so long and so deep;
Rock me to sleep, mother,—rock me to sleep!

Over my heart, in the days that are flown, 
No love like mother-love ever has shone; 
No other worship abides and endures,
Faithful, unselfish, and patient like yours:
None like a mother can charm away pain 
From the sick soul and the world-weary brain. 
Slumber's soft calms o'er my heavy lids creep; 
Rock me to sleep, mother,—rock me to sleep!

Come, let your brown hair, just lighted with gold, 
Fall on your shoulders again as of old; 
Let it drop over my forehead to-night, 
Shading my faint eyes away from the light;
For with its sunny-edged shadows once more 
Haply will throng the sweet visions of yore; 
Lovingly, softly, its bright billows sweep;
Rock me to sleep, mother,—rock me to sleep!

Mother, dear mother, the years have been long 
Since I last listened your lullaby song: 
Sing, then, and unto my soul it shall seem 
Womanhood's years have been only a dream.
Clasped to your heart in a loving embrace, 
With your light lashes just sweeping my face, 
Never hereafter to wake or to weep;
Rock me to sleep, mother,—rock me to sleep!

Sunday, February 6, 2011

Grandson Group Photos

Here is another old photo I scanned recently:

That is Mom and Dad with their grandsons in about 1983. 

It takes a much wider angle to get a photo of them with their grandsons today.

 

Friday, February 4, 2011

West Virginia Invasion Underway

It appears the annual Ratliff Family invasion of West Virginia has gotten on the road.

Looks like Jeff is doing her usual good job of keeping an eye on the kids and making sure everyone stays safe.

Have the Emergency Rooms in West Virginia been alerted yet?

Photos from Traci via Facebook

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Mr. Looney’s Class

I found this photo on Facebook yesterday.  Luckily I had graduated before Uncle Willie came to Elkhorn to teach, so I was never in his class.

I can’t figure out what that big bronze colored device on his desk might be.  I thought at first it might be a scotch tape dispenser but that wheel doesn’t look right and I’ve never seen one that huge.  It’s probably some instrument of torture for poor students.  Maybe that wheel is the proverbial grindstone we were supposed to keep our noses to.

Tuesday, February 1, 2011

A Recent Luci Photo?

While checking on Mom and Dad’s place at Road Creek this week, I ran across what appears to be a recent photo of Lucille.  Thought I should share it with everyone…

This actually looks better than she normally does, I wonder if she has been back to Glamor Shots again?

Monday, January 31, 2011

A Force to be Reckoned With

So yesterday, Caitlyn is crying because she doesn't want to go to school.  She gives me the saddest puppy eyes and sobs, "It's a FREE country, Mom!  That means, if I don't wanna do something then I don't have to. And I don't wanna go to SCHOOL!"

CLICK for full size pic.

Geez, I don't remember pulling the "It's a free country" card until I was like 9 or 10.  I'm afraid this girl may be a force to be reckoned with.

Amber via Facebook

Friday, January 28, 2011

Confucius Says

I grabbed this from Facebook a few days ago  – Clyde

Mindy Ratliff-Isgette


OK, Ya know how Confucius Says ?  Well I got a new one…

Emily Says... "I don’t like the letter Q.  All it is, is an O tryin’ to be all fancy, with its little tail and all."

..tryin' to be all fancy with its little tail and all.

Thursday, January 27, 2011

Grow Your Own

We stayed with Luci this past weekend.  She must not have been ready for our arrival because this book was left out on her coffee table when we got there…

I never suspected Luci would be involved in this kind of activity but it may explain a few things I could never quite figure out:

  • Why Luci spends so much time traipsing through the woods looking for exotic “Wildflowers”,
  • What is growing in that big patch of strange plants in her back yard and why does she have the boys building a rock wall around it,
  • Why she never has any normal food at her place,
  • Why she complains so often about having the “Munchies” and
  • How did she get to be a “Millionaire” on a government salary?

Yes, this could explain a lot.

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

Dad’s Birthday Dollar

I put a dollar bill in Dad’s birthday card this year.  He seemed amazed to get a card with money in it.  In all his eighty-six years he had never received one before.

I told him I had decided to try to repay him for all he had spent in  raising me, clothing me and sending me to college (not to mention his huge investment in feeding me.)   To accomplish  that I was going to put a dollar in his birthday card every year until I had him paid back.  A great plan I thought.

There was only one flaw in my plan however.  Guess who got the dollar …

 

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

Dad’s Birthday 2011

Click for full size photo.
We went to Owingsville this past weekend to see Mom and Dad. 

Dad's birthday was Saturday so Jennie baked a cake and Luci fixed a huge roast.  We got there a little after lunch time and found the Assisted Living Center's staff had prepared a big lunch, complete with a birthday cake for Dad.  He was already stuffed like a tick ... both stomachs.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAD