Jeffery Hen - Any Day Now

After Jeffery Hen told Roo about the big egg, Roo wanted to do some studying. He took a feather out of his tail and went over to the hen house that had the big egg.

He saw the rooster outside of his house. He told the rooster he wanted to measure the egg with his tail feather. The rooster's hen was still in a lot of pain, there were still a lot of hens hanging around the hen house. Roo saw he would have to wait for a better day to see how big the egg is. He went back home.

Jeffery Hen was in her nest. Roo could tell that she wasn't feeling good. He told her he wanted to know how big the egg was by measuring it with his feather.

Jeffery Hen said, "Well, how big was it?"

Roo said, "I couldn't measure it, there were just too many hens hanging around the hen house."

Jeffery Hen said, "Be glad there are a lot of helpful hens."

It was getting late, Bear and Panda had just stepped into the hen house. Roo said, "Ready to go to roost!"

Bear said, "I guess so. We wanted to see that big egg but it wasn't possible."

Roo said, "Tomorrow is another day." All three of them flew up to the roosting perch. Roo sure can tell that the hen house wasn't going to be big enough. Even when Jeffery Hen was in her nest box the perch still looked too short.

That night Jeffery Hen started to groan and moan. Roo asked Jeffery Hen did she need him to be with her in the nest. The pain would come and go every few minutes. Bear and Panda complained about the noise all night also.

Quick as the sun came out, Bear and Panda flew out of the hen house as fast as they could. Roo couldn't leave Jeffery Hen in the condition she was in. He when to the door and hollered for Bear. Bear said, "What is it."

Roo said, "Bear, go tell Henry to do the crowing for me, cause I have to stay here with Jeffery Hen."

Bear ran as fast as he could to Henry and Heniette's house. "Henry!", Bear yelled.

Henry came to the door. "What is it Bear?", he was still yawning.

Bear said, "Dad told me to get you to do his crowing because Mom isn't feeling well." Henry flew out of his hen house, flew to the high tree and started crowing. All of the roosters came out, but was in wonderment over the different crowing sound.

Posted by Sherry

Schell SHOCKED

By now you may have noticed that I've had to put an Adult Content warning on the StalkerClan Site. I was forced to by one of Michelle's risque stories. The following is another of her stories and I simply cannot bring myself to put it on the StalkerClan so close to Austin and Cameron in their little league uniforms and our Happy Birthday wish for Patty.

I'm thinking about renaming this site 'SchellSHOCKED' and putting her R-Rated and X-Rated stories here. Wait until you've read the following story then tell me what you think in the comments...

mmmm MMMM Chocolate I was with a certain relative the other day and we stopped at the restroom at a Quick Mart. Not wanting to go in by herself, she asked me to go in with her. I was staning there when I looked up at the birth control protection dispenser and said, "Thank goodness we don't need those things anymore." They looked at the machine and said, "Yes, using Kotexs are aggervating." I said that is not a Kotex machine, that is a birth control protection dispenser. She walked over and started reading the different catagories on the machine. Insert 75 cents it said. There were 4 machines and when she got to the 4th one it said "Chocolate, Strawberry and Vanilla". She said, "I thought you said this was a birth control protection dispenser." I said, "It is." She said, "Well, what is the chocolate, vanilla and the strawberry about?" I said, "You don't know?" She said, "NO. I don't." I began telling her my very limited knowlege of it and her face drew up and she put her hand up and said, "STOP IT, STOP IT, YOU'RE MAKING ME SICK!" Needless to say, they didn't get 75 cents from us. Posted by Michelle

How Do You Mend a Broken Heart?

Michelle called me the other day and asked, "What do you do for a guy who's heartbroken?"

Kentucky had just gotten beaten in the NCAA Tournament so I thought maybe she was talking about Jim. Turns out she was concerned about another of the Schell guys.

Not having a good answer for her on hand, I have been doing a little research on the Internet. I heard once that "Music hath power to soothe the savage beast", so I thought I would try to find a song for the situation. A Google Video Search leads pretty quickly to...

Well, after spending nearly a week listening to every song that had anything to do with Heartache, Heart Break, Broken Hearts, and even one that included "Stomped that Sucker Flat", I've got a new question. How do you cure a case of major depression brought on by listening to too many sad songs?

The best advice I found in any of the stuff I listened to was to learn to...

Play the guitar on the MTV

'cause then you could get...

Money for nothing
And your chicks for free.

Maybe some of the other StalkerClan visitors can offer some advice.

Oh, one more thing, keep him away from that SAD SONGS site.

Crystal Karaoke

The video isn't too good but I have it on pretty good authority that this is Crystal during her trip to London. Apparently, after a few drinks, she decided to sing her theme song...



If I remember corectly, she was a much better dancer when she was younger.

Redneck Women

I'm don't know who is who in this video but I'm pretty sure Lucille, Sherry, Jeffery and Michelle are in there somewhere...

Is that Traci or Crystal there at the end?