Friday, August 29, 2008

Wedding Pics

I thought some of you might enjoy these photos from the wedding that Jennie and I attended last weekend...

 

 

The setting was Cedarvine Manor, an old southern plantation just north of Murfreesboro.   The movie 'Gone With the Wind" could have been filmed there.

The parents of the bride are Jennie's brother Steve and his wife Debbie. 

The flower girl is Jennie's grandniece Sydney, Clint's daughter.

The bride is of course, Jennie's niece Stacy.  The groom was some poor fellow named Rodney.  I tried to warn him, he wouldn't listen.

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Caitlyn Gets a Phone Call

The other day I was home alone with the kids and I had a really bad headache.  I told Austin that I was going to lay down in my bed for a minute just to relax.  I put him in charge of the other two and told him that if the home phone rang to answer it and tell whoever it was that his mom was not available. 

About five minutes after I laid my head on my pillow and started to relax...I heard a load roar of noise.  I swear the walls even shook as the boys turned on their new Metal Gear PS3 game.  Furious I screamed, "AUSTIN!" to no avail. 

Not wanting to get out of bed I resorted to Plan B.  I picked up my cell phone and called my home phone which was supposed to be manned by Mr. Austin.  The phone rang about 3 times and then I heard, "Hello!" and the conversation goes as follows...

Amber: "Austin?"
Caitlyn: "No, this is Caitlyn."
Amber: "Caitlyn, where is Austin?"
Caitlyn: "He's right here.  Who is this?"
Amber: "Who do you think it is?"
Caitlyn: "Amber? Is that you?"
Amber: "Yes!  Now please put your brother on the phone!"
Caitlyn: "No, he's busy.  I'll get my mom for you."

At this point I hear the all too familiar pitter-patter of little feet coming down the hall towards my room.  The door flies open and as it does Caitlyn is assuring "Amber" that she is almost to her mom.  Then she stretches out the phone toward me and a very confused look comes across her face.  Her eyebrows furrow and her eyes dart from side to side.   She is quiet for a minute and then quietly says, "It's you, Mom." 

 

I tell her to put the phone back up to her ear and when she does I say into my phone, "TAKE THE PHONE TO AUSTIN, PLEASE!"

Posted by Amber

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Cason's Birthday 2008

The calendar says that today is Cason's Birthday.  Somehow, looking back over the photos that Crystal sent me this year, it seems everyday is like a birthday for Cason.

 

 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CASON!

Thursday, August 21, 2008

Rain from Tropical Storm Fay

Crystal sent me this photo a little while ago.  It is the view out her back door showing the water approaching her condo.  Let's all pray it doesn't get high enough to cause them any damage.

 

CLICK on the photo to view full size.

Insuring a Happy Birthday

Well, today is Crystal's Birthday and I can't afford to send her a nice gift, so what can I do? 

I know she's a big shot in the insurance world but I don't know much about insurance.  She did teach me the value of good health insurance coverage when I rode the Ski Biscuit with her years ago. I still owe  I'm still indebted to her for that lesson.

I have seen a lot of insurance advertisements in my time though, so maybe I can come up with some ad ideas to help her company sell more insurance coverage.


I know advertisers like to get an emotional hook in their ads so how about...

If disaster strikes and you're not insured...how will you feel?

Call Crystal today to make sure you're covered.

 

Hey, FEAR is always a good motivator.  How about...

Does your insurance policy cover flood damage?

Call Crystal today to make sure your coverage isn't all wet.

 

And, of course, I'm not above stealing an idea from someone else...

 

Call Crystal today for a healthy insurance check-up.

 

These ad ideas are yours, free of charge, Crystal.  I don't want any commission or royalties or anything like that for them.  Just consider them a birthday gift from your favorite uncle...Uncle Clyde. 

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!