Monday, November 10, 2008

Bragging on the Kids

 Amber sent me the beginning of a series of stories about her kids.  She promises there are more to come.  Here is the first installment:


I just feel the need to write and brag on the kids a little.  They have all made me so proud this week.  Each of my stories are unrelated to each other but they are all connected in that they show the true hearts of my children, and that is one thing that brings me great joy and pride.

I'll start with Austin. 

Last weekend, after our infamous Halloween party (which is a whole other story) we were on our way home really late.  When we were about a block behind our house we noticed a huge commotion of cops and fire trucks. 

There was a home on fire.  It was blazing.  Everyone in the car got quiet.  It was a horrific site. 

The kids flooded us with questions.  "Was anyone hurt?"

"Did everyone get out?"

"Were there animals inside?" 

All questions that we could not answer. 

When we got home we sat down as a family and said a special prayer for the owners of the home.  When we finished Austin ran to his room. 

He returned, his arms full of a variety of his belongings, including his freshly acquired bag of Halloween candy.  He announced very soberingly,   "Mom, I think the people who lost their house probably had kids.  They probably lost all of their things.  I want to donate some of my stuff.  I have clothes and toys and school stuff, and I bet they even lost their Halloween candy.  So I want to give them mine.  Can I do that, Mom?" 

It was a selfless act of kindness that no one had prompted him to make.  I was filled with the warm love of God. 

The next morning I called my neighbor who lives close to the fire.  She informed me that the house had recently been foreclosed on and she did not think that anyone had moved back into it again. 


That Monday I went to the school to do some volunteering in Caleb's class.  The school is understaffed and overwhelmed this year.  Caleb's teacher, Mrs. Cox, was thrilled to have me.  She smiled when I walked in, she said, "You can work with your boy." 

She knows that I make a fuss over Austin's brother, Eli.  He's my bud.  He has been struggling with his school work.  They have "sight words" that they have to be able to recognize when shown.  Each week they get about 4 words.  Eli has had a lot of trouble with it.  To make something clear, he is very, very intelligent and both his teacher and I do not blame him for not trying. 

Anyway, I have worked with him at my house before so I knew what he could recognize and what he couldn't.  When we went into the teacher's office and started studying I quickly realized that he was able to read more of the sight words this week.  I made a huge fuss over this. 

I said, "Eli, my guy!  How did you know those words?  I don't even know those words.  I'm silly, huh?" 

He looked right at me and said, "Apparently so, Amber." 

I laughed and then I said in a serious voice, "Who has been working on these with you, Eli?  Was it your Mom?" 

He shook his head, "No". 

"Was it your neighbor who watches you?" 

He shook his head, "No". 

"Was it your teacher?" 

He shook his head, "No", again.  Then he smiled and put his hand up above his head and made a gesture to show it was someone who was about a foot taller than him. 

I instantly knew,  "Was it Austin?" 

He smiled from ear to ear and shook his head excitedly, "Yes."  Austin is such a special person and I am reminded of that more and more everyday.  I am so proud!  I love you, Austin!

Amber

Friday, November 7, 2008

Friday's Fun Foto #3

I have collected several old photographs that need to be shared with the StalkerClan. I plan to post one each Friday until I have gone through them all.



I still don't know how she did it! 
Jeffery is behind us holding up the Rabbit Ears.  You can just see a little of her head over Mindy's left shoulder.  I just can't figure out how she managed to hold up all three sets of ears.


Photo from Jeff's Collection

Thursday, November 6, 2008

Everybody Wants To Play With The Baby

While all was playing around with the baby, along comes Henietta with her triplets.  She said, "I didn't know boys liked babies."

Jeffery Hen said, "I believe the word  'Play' was what interested them."

Henietta said, "I am going to agree with you."

The mother of the baby chick didn't know what to think about so many being around her.  The baby chick started to chirp in a way that the mother knew it needed to take a nap.  She said, "I better get her in the nest for her nap now. Thanks for visiting, come back soon."

Jeffery Hen said, "Why don't you come and visit the big picking ground. There they can play all over the place."

The mother said, "When she gets a little bigger I will."

Panda, and all of the others said, "Bye-bye baby chick."  The chick just chirped and went into the henhouse with her mother.

When they got back to the henhouse, Jeffery Hen, all of the sudden, started feeling an unusual movement inside of her.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Wedding Thoughts

I thought I might share a few of my thoughts and some more of my photos from Shawn and Jennifer's Wedding.


I thought I was gone for sure when Luci came at me with that huge pin to attach those little flowers to my lapel.   My life flashed before my eyes.  Grade school, high school and college all passed by in a split second.  I re-lived that horrific Ski Biscuit Incident in slow motion in my mind however.  It was at that instant someone took our picture...

Ohhhh, I'm Hurt! 
Wait a minute, I'm not in the water.


 

I thought it was cute how Jennifer's little cousin (the one who said, "Shawn, you're so lucky!  We didn't think she was ever going to get married.") was right there beside her through the whole thing.  Making sure it was really happening, I guess.

Dang, I didn't think I would ever see this. 


 

I thought  Jim was so hungry he was eating his little flowers when I first saw him in the Reception Hall.  It was just the camera angle though.

You can have mine Jim, 
but they've got blood all over them.


 

I thought we would really see something creative and funny when I saw the whole Coffey-Spickler brain-trust gather to decorate Shawn's car.

OK guys, what are we gonna do?

I thought "Duh!" when I saw what they came up with.

Yeah, that's a good one. Let's do that.  
Who knows how to spell MARRIED? 

 


I thought when it was all said and done, that I had never seen a wedding, or a married couple, for whom Bobble-Head Wedding Cake Toppers were more appropriate.

What have I gotten myself into?

Just a few thoughts from
Uncle Clyde

Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Election '08

I am off for Election Day so I thought I would play a little prank on the Stalkers. I know that Mom and Dad are both McCain fans so I thought this would be a little funny conversation.  Daddy answered the phone and it went like this:

Daddy:  Helloooo.

Me:  Yes sir, I am calling on behalf of the people for Obama for President and I was wondering if we could count on your vote.

Daddy:  Yes, I am going right now in a minute to vote for O'bomer.

Me: Could we count on your financial support as well?

Daddy:  Yes, I mailed the check out yesterday.

Me: Great! Wonderful!

We both got a good chuckle because he knew who I was, cause I was laughing as I was taking.

We continued to talk and Daddy said something I had never thought of.  A true revelation that will rock the StalkerClan.  He said, "You know that if O'bomer is elected, he is going to SPREAD THE WEALTH AROUND."

I said, "Yes, but I don't have to worry about that, I am on the poor end of the stick, the one that is going to get the hand out."

"Yes," he said, "But look, O'bomer is going to make that millionaire Luci and her side kick Shawn give us some of their money.  As well as Crystal, who is making a fortune.  They are going to have to SPREAD THE WEALTH AROUND!"

I was like, "Wooooooooah!  That is right!"  I got all excited and said, "Well Daddy, I got to go.  I have to go vote for OBAMA!"

Happy Election day and don't forget to...

 SPREAD THE WEALTH AROUND STALKERCLAN! 
OBAMA FOR PRESIDENT

I just wonder if that is before taxes or after?

Michelle