Get With The Program

Hmmmm . . . what’s going on in the world of the StalkerClan?  I have been checking in to see what new has been happenin' and… been getting nothing.  Don't you people know that I thrive off of the inhumane humor that is The Clan?

I guess I could start posting my stories. Like the time Valerie and I went to an AA meeting in Lawtey (which is a sort of Bo-Dunk town) and this Cross-eyed guy was "checking me out" (Valerie noticed this, not me).  So, when she told me I asked her how she could tell he was "checking me out", because every time I saw him one eye was looking at the table and the other one at the door. It was pretty funny.

Now see what y’all have reduced me to.  Now I just have to think about all the funny stuff that has happened to me and try to laugh uncontrollably about them (which is hard work sometimes).  I have to be in the mood to laugh like that. So help a poor lil' ole' white girl out and get with the program.

Love Y’all.

Mindy

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Editors Note:  File this under - ‘Be Careful What You Ask For’

Jeffery Hen – The Party Was a Big Smash

The next day, after Roo did his morning crowing, he decided to go with the other roosters on their big hunt. All of the hens wondered why Roo stopped crowing. Jeffery Hen heard some low sounding voices outside the henhouse. She went outside to see what was going on with all of the other hens. "Where is Roo?" said one of the hens.

Jeffery Hen said, "He just wanted to go with the others to find more food.” Henry and Roo has some kind of plan for the triplets and Crystal Fawn's birthday.

The roosters were late returning, the hens were very upset over it. “When are we going to eat?”  All of the chicks around were chirping like mad. All around were wondering, what was keeping the roosters?

When the roosters finally arrived they were loaded down with all kinds of good stuff to eat. They each had a corn on the cob and some blackberries. Roo said, "Happy birthday, Crystal Fawn!"

Crystal Fawn chirped.

Henry said, "Happy birthday, boys!"

The triplets chirped up a storm.

The triplets and Crystal Fawn were given a corn on the cob each and some blackberries as their birthday gifts. All of the others had to share what was left. All of the chickens sang and danced till night time.

When they all got home Crystal Fawn was so tired and happy. Panda asked Jeffery Hen, "Can't we do this again tomorrow?"

Jeffery Hen said, "Panda, it was the first birthday of four chicks, that is why they made it so big."

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CRYSTAL !

Pineapple Upside-Down Perfect

Jennie and I went to Lexington this past weekend.  While we were there we had some absolutely delicious pineapple upside-down cake.  I think I’ve mentioned before how much I like pineapple upside-down cake.  Yummmmm.

I can’t recall ever meeting a pineapple upside-down cake that I didn’t like, but this particular cake was one of the best pineapple upside-down cakes that I have ever bitten into.  It was melt-in-you-mouth pineapple upside-down cake delicious.

Oh yeah, I think it was Erik’s birthday or something.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ERIK !

Did I mention that I really, really like pineapple upside-down cake.

Clyde

Help from the Sisters

 

 

I would like to thank Luci for giving me her coffee cans, each child in my classroom has a nice place to keep their supplies.

Also, the cans are filled with goodies from Sherry.  Each can has scissors, crayons and a pencil! 

Thanks to you both!

Michelle

Obituary - Mrs. McGhee

Sherry wanted me to post this on the StalkerClan.  Mrs. McGhee was one of Sherry’s favorite teachers in school.  This information is from the J. W. Call and Son Funeral Home website.

Susy Belle Ramey McGhee  7-26-2009 Suzy Belle Ramey McGhee, 74, of Pikeville, was born April 25, 1935 to the late Fred Lee and Ruby Moore Ramey. She was preceded in death by her husband of 47 years, James Edwin McGhee, who died November 29, 2003, and her brother, John Dot Ramey in 1980. She is survived by her son, Jay McGhee and his wife, Carol, of Pikeville; and by her daughter, Cindy Wright, and her husband, Dr. Terry Wright of Pikeville; and one sister, Jane Ramey of Winchester, KY. She also leaves five grandchildren, who were the loves of her life, Jamie McGhee, Louisville, Jordan McGhee, Lexington, Bennett Quarles and Dillon Quarles, Lexington, and Molly Wright, Pikeville and one nephew: John Ramey of Independence, KY. She is a graduate of Pikeville College Training School, Pikeville High School, Pikeville College and Eastern Kentucky University. She was a teacher in the Pike County School System for many years. After retirement, she and her husband enjoyed traveling to many places around the world.