Crystal and Jesse took the kids down the St John's River this past Sunday. They said Caitlyn spent the better part of the day torturing poor Cason with taunts such as … ‘You’re a poopoo head, Cason’, ‘You fart all the time’, ‘You stink’, and on and on.
Cason was just about to lose his mind when his mom came to the rescue. Her wonderful Aunt Crystal looked Caitlyn in the eyes and said, "Caitlyn, Edward poops his pants."
Oh My! This was the worst thing she could have possibly said. Caitlyn went berserk! She hit Crystal and told her to, “Take it back! Edward does not poop in his pants.”
For the rest of the day, when Caitlyn would start messing with Cason, Crystal would repeat the one thing that would make Caitlyn leave him alone, "Edward does too poop in his pants."
I had to wonder what that would look like. They only drink blood.
Jeff
3 comments:
I thought all vampiers pooped in their pants. Or is it that they make other people poop their pants. It's one or the other.
Mom forgot to tell you that Crystal was also saying, "knock, knock..who's there....Edward....Edward who......Edward pooped in his pants. A couple of days later Caitlyn and i were in the car and i said "Knock, knock" and she screamed "Don't say Edward poops his pants!!!! He never poops at all!!!"
Why is it that, no matter how hard I work to add a little class to the StalkerClan, it keeps coming back to the same two subjects...HILLBILLYS and POOP. I used to think it was Michelle and Traci that kept bring up HILLBILLYS and POOP, but I can't blame them this time.
Maybe, instead of naming this website 'The StalkerClan' I should have called it www.HILLBILLYSandPOOP.com.
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