Next StalkerClan Book ?

I hadn't even begun to think about a new StalkerClan Book for this year yet.  Things have been so slow on the website this year that I doubt there will be enough stories.  In Jeffrey’s tale the other day about the chocolate bar she suggested a possible cover story though.  That got me to thinking and I can see something like the following showing up in the StalkerClan Bookstore someday.

I’m Ruined! The Unauthorized Biography of Randy Ratliff By Clyde Stalker

Price:  $33.30 Ships in 10–15 business days Eligible for FREE Summer Shipping on orders over $49.95 HARDCOVER Version. Our favorite stories about our favorite sweet-tooth including… Chocolate Butt at Wal-Mart The Lesson of the Four Pennies Old Number Seven The Pathfinder in the Mud Bog Make a Joyful Racket Circus Peanuts, Candy Corn, and Pop Tarts on Ice Cream Shallow Randy "Well, we won't have HIM to deal with today." How he nicknamed Cody "Tape Worm" The Hilarious Salt Water Fishing License Viag-Randy How he came to be called ‘Old Two Hands’ and many more. You’ll love these great stories from Randy and Jeff's Combination Fish Farm, Comedy Barn, Homeless Shelter, and Reform School.  If there’s one lesson you’ll take away from this fascinating  life story it’s… Never Marry a Woman With a Man’s Name.