Insurance Advertising Possibilities

I understand that Crystal is working for a new insurance company.   Being concerned about her and hoping that she does well, I thought I might try to help her build market share by coming up with an advertising campaign promoting her insurance products. 

It seems that most effective advertising campaigns have a consistent, repeated theme.  Everybody remembers the "Got Milk?", "Built Ford Tough", and "Nothing Runs Like a Deere" ads that have run for years.  After thinking about it for a little while, here is the theme and six months worth of ads that I came up with for Crystal.

 

Before Something BAD Happens to Your AUTOMOBILE... Call Crystal to discuss COMPREHENSIVE AUTO INSURANCE.

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Before Something BAD Happens to Your PERSONAL PROPERTY... Call Crystal to discuss RENTERS INSURANCE.

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Before Something BAD Happens to Your BUILDING PROJECT... Call Crystal to discuss CONSTRUCTION INSURANCE.

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Before Something BAD Happens to Your ART COLLECTION... Call Crystal to discuss SUPPLEMENTAL HOMEOWNERS INSURANCE.

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Before Something BAD Happens to Your PETS... Call Crystal to discuss PET HEALTH  INSURANCE.

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Before Something BAD Happens to Your FUTURE... Call Crystal to discuss LIFE INSURANCE.

 

I think it might be possible to keep this ad campaign going for years and years.  I'll keep working on it, Crystal.

As usual, I have done all this work and offer it for Crystal to use absolutely free of charge.  I've slaved over this hot computer for thirty minutes,  no, I meant to say weeks and weeks,  and offer up the fruits of my labor out of the goodness of my heart.  That's just the kind of guy I am.  See how much I have grown.

Kind Hearted and Generous Uncle Clyde