When he turned one billion seconds he only had a wife, son, and daughter. Now that he is two billion seconds old, he has a wife, two sons, a daughter, a granddaughter and five grandsons.
Wow! What a difference a billion seconds makes.
Posted by Sherry
Editors Note: I've never taken issue with Sherry's mathematics before but she is off just a little this time. According to Google Calculator 66 years = 2,082,757,110 seconds. So Willie is now almost 83 million seconds into his third billion. He actually hit 2 billion back when he was 63 years, 4 months and about 15 days old.
How he has used those 2 billion seconds is interesting. If I give him credit for the second it took him to say "I do" when he married Carolyn, and a second each for the birth of Johnnie, Dawn, William and the six grandkids, that a total of 10 seconds that would be considered 'memorable'. That leaves 2,082,757,100 seconds that he has simply wasted sleeping, eating, working and PLAYING GOLF. - Clyde
6 comments:
I was watching something on televsion about 20 years ago. It said that if you were to count to a billion you wouldn't have a thing to do for 33 years. That is were I got the idea.
Happy Birthday Willie, Love, Sherry, Carlos, Shawn, Gertrude and Herman
Hope you had a great birthday and that you're feeling better. Ted's back surgery has done wonders for him. You might want to talk to him about it.
Love You
Hope you all had a wonderful day!!
Happy Birdthday Uncle Willie. Sure do miss you.
Love ya a bunch.
Jeff
I feel every one of those seconds. Thanks for the birthday wishes; I had a very enjoyable birthday here at the beach with Carolyn, Jon, Tiff, Katie, Kendall and Clark. Haven't had internet service until today so couldn't read The StalkerClan until today.
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