Anonymous, who I suspect is Luci, really got me good with that Scientific Principle. I'll never brag about 'Walkin on Water' again.
Speaking of scientific principles, I had a professor at Ohio State tell me one time that you could tell if you were getting enough fiber in your diet by your poop. If your turds floated you were consuming enough fiber. If they sank, you weren't.
Luci may be right, but I believe you have the same gift Cameron has, you know the one where you can clear a room with one musical note and lift yourself off the ground at the same time. I bet if we look closely we would be able to see the water parting behind Clyde. That would be two gifts in one just from getting one of Dad's strongest genes.
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Scientific principle involved - Sh** floats.
Wow I didnt know we had an illusionist in the family. Maybe he can make some money appear in my wallet.
Anonymous, who I suspect is Luci, really got me good with that Scientific Principle. I'll never brag about 'Walkin on Water' again.
Speaking of scientific principles, I had a professor at Ohio State tell me one time that you could tell if you were getting enough fiber in your diet by your poop. If your turds floated you were consuming enough fiber. If they sank, you weren't.
Actually, I've been on a high fiber diet.
Hey it's all those soup beans we eat. They account for almost all Stalker Talents - musical and otherwise.
Luci may be right, but I believe you have the same gift Cameron has, you know the one where you can clear a room with one musical note and lift yourself off the ground at the same time. I bet if we look closely we would be able to see the water parting behind Clyde. That would be two gifts in one just from getting one of Dad's strongest genes.
Too bad we can't see the look on that Guy's face when he just came up for a breath of air.
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